you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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