After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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