is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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