Porn is love you can see.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Randomize
