Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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