you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
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