I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
never play flip cup with pint glasses
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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