Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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