I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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