So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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