sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I touched a dick in church today
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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