i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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