I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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