were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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