tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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