Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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