thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize
