she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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