Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
