he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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