I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Randomize
