S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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