She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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