normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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