Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
We are two peas in an std pod
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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