well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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