You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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