Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
there is another microwave in the elevator.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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