Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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