This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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