i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I just blew my weed a kiss
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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