I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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