so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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