Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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