Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Holy sore nipples Batman
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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