weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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