He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
The power of my boobs compel you
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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