I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I am naked and annoyed.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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