have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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