YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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