I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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