4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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