He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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