K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Randomize
