And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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