my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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