Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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