She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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