sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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