everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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