Sry I called you an 8
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
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