We're like a lot better than the average bears
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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