Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
My day in three words: secret purse cake
When are your genitals available?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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