she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Blood and glitter go together right?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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