Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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