Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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